Slurpee

When I was walking to pick the girls up from school today, I walked for several blocks behind a woman that was walking so erratically it was impossible to pass her.  As she veered to the left, I made a quick dash to try to pass her.  She turned and sized me up, and through her mutterings stated, "Just say 'excuse me' you stupid slurpee!"  I had to laugh- it was so much fun to be called a slurpee instead of the usual cursings.  Then I continued on my way, content that my erratic behavior was to pick up sticks or dandelions for Clark.  And happy that next time I need to cuss someone out, I have the perfect word in my arsenal.