Celebees

Clark's favorite conversation topic of late is the celebee, an animal that he has invented.  He likes to interrupt others who are talking with the proclamation, "I would like to ask a question", and then, once he has every one's attention, start talking about celebees.  According to Clark, celebees have the following characteristics:

1. They live in the mountains.
2. They don't have arms or legs, so they get around by rolling.
3. They eat french fries that have been grown on french fry bushes.
4. They don't have eyes or ears, so they can't see or hear.
5. They make a sound like an elephant.
6. They are "zero" big.
7. The are soft and furry like a chinchilla.

Hopefully we will run into a real life celebee soon, so we can post a picture for our loyal readers.

A Christmas Wish

Having found the source of our cricket invasion (inside the frame of our sliding glass door in our bedroom) I wish for them to magically disappear.